Well putting salt on the tail may Calm it down then put a lead on it and walk in the local Police station for a bowl of milk, is not a likely thing to do?
You could carry a whip and crack it a few times and hope it will stand and give you a grin and roar, but how long you can keep it entertained with the crack of a whip, I'm not sure?
A rump steak in a bag, throw it at the lion then run is my best bet!!!
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