Lion escape in Essex 30 mph is it still in Essex ?

If you come face to face with it what would you do?
Well putting salt on the tail may Calm it down then put a lead on it and walk in the local Police station for a bowl of milk, is not a likely thing to do?
You could carry a whip and crack it a few times and hope it will stand and give you a grin and roar, but how long you can keep it entertained with the crack of a whip, I'm not sure?
A rump steak in a bag, throw it at the lion then run is my best bet!!!

The Sun Get Involved The New advert from The Sun a 90 sec during sat nights 1st Xfactor and more short ads after

The Sun Get Involved 2012 new TV advert.
Out this weekend for A 90sec Big BIG advert , see it Saturday night during xfactor! And short ads though out the football season.
Yes as you can see "Trevor Comber" the Sussex Terrier racing man is in it as a Barrister and a ...... Well your have to see ;-)

Newick Terrier race 12th Aug 2012

2pm
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Sussex Terrier Racing 2012 this years event at Newick A272

Newick Terrier Racing Fun dog racing on the bank holiday Tuesday 05/06/2012 11AM start Field by the Village Green on the A272 This is a fun day and is to raise money for Newick Bonfire Society . There will be rosettes for the winners and a cup for the winners of the day. £1 per dog per race, the winners go through to the cup race £1 per dog still applies!